I pinched this off laurielover1912, and while not as hilarious as hers, I feel rather vindicated by the result.

I've been saying it all along...

Brightly shone the moon that night,
Though the Morris Dancer was cruel.

Good King Wenceslas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

They'll take over the world one day...( And a slightly naughty one )

I hope you'll forgive my demented sense of humour - but I was thinking what would HP be like if it were written with an Australian flavour, and this little piece of insanity came to me.

The incongruity of Australianisms (is that even a word???) in the setting of the very British HP universe cracked me up - hope you enjoy(?) it.

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